Monday, June 3, 2019

Preparing for Father's Day, Deathstroke Style!

Father's Day is fast approaching in the United States and the "go to" gift for most fathers in the old trusty necktie. But, which tie to choose out of literally millions of options? Why not one that pays homage to what is undoubtedly fiction's greatest assassin (but ironically, one of the worst fathers in the history of comic books), Slade Wilson. I found the following novelty neckties on Amazon, but there are a plethora of other retailers that offer them as well. The product description below comes from Amazon.com.

  • Fashionable Mens Necktie.
  • Material: 100% Polyester.
  • Width: 8 Cm And Length: 143-145cm.
  • Washable, but Do Not Bleach.
  • Medium Temperature Ironing.

Say your "goodbyes" to whoever stole my lunch from the break
room refrigerator.

I am the Terminator. So, Doug...YOU'RE FIRED!